Tacos the “Official Food of UFO Disclosure” Ahead of June 12 Movie Launch
As the world holds its breath for the explosive June 12th release of the cinematic thriller Disclosure, the universe’s ultimate authority on everyone’s favorite weekday ritual, TacoTuesday.com, has issued an official decree to humanity (and any interstellar eavesdroppers): Tacos are now the Official Food of the Disclosure Movement.
For decades, scientists have wondered what an advanced alien civilization would want from Earth. Water? Gold? Our satellite tech? Please. If you’ve mastered light-speed travel and anti-gravity, you aren’t crossing galaxies for a cell tower.
Viral videos and corner-of-the-internet rumors are pointing to a much more delicious theory: They are here for the tacos.
“Look, the data is undeniable,” says Pamela Waitt, Founder of TacoTuesday.com. “Disclosure is happening. We just need to accept it, then get tacos. If we’re going to welcome new cosmic neighbors to the global table, let’s show them the absolute best thing Earth has to offer.”
The Two-Step Readiness Plan
To ensure humanity is properly prepared for both the cinematic premiere and potential first contact on June 12th, TacoTuesday.com has released a simplified, fool-proof survival guide:
Step 1: Accept the Truth and watch the movie.
Step 2: Find tacos near you at TacoTuesday.com
Whether you are a seasoned ufologist or just a hungry Earthling waiting for the truth to drop, TacoTuesday.com has you covered with regional tacos, recipes, and curated lists of the best taquerías on the planet.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. AND IT’S DELICIOUS.
Accept it. Then get tacos.
DISCLOSURE IS HERE. Accept it. Then get tacos. See the video that changes everything.
