50 Reasons Tuesday Is Better With Tacos

Tuesday has never asked for much.

It sits quietly between Monday and Wednesday, doing its best, waiting for someone to give it a personality.

That someone was tacos.

Because a Tuesday with tacos is not just Tuesday anymore. It has purpose. It has salsa. It has plans.

Here are 50 reasons Tuesday is better with tacos.

1. Because nobody has ever said, “I wish I had fewer tacos.”
2. Tuesday needed a personality. Tacos gave it one.
3. A taco is cheaper than therapy and comes with salsa.
4. Nobody wants to cook on a Tuesday. This is science.*
5. Tacos make “we should hang out sometime” actually happen.
6. Tuesday without tacos is just Monday’s weird cousin.
7. Margaritas need something to do.
8. Tacos turn dinner into a plan.
9. You can hold one in each hand.
10. Tuesday deserves better than leftovers.
11. Salsa counts as a personality trait.
12. Tacos make meetings feel farther away.
13. Nobody has ever regretted ordering one more taco.*
14. A taco is basically happiness in a tortilla.
15. Tuesday is 73% more fun when guacamole is involved.*
16. Tacos require very little small talk.
17. They understand that cheese is not a garnish. It is a commitment.
18. “Want to get tacos?” has saved millions of friendships.
19. Tacos make 5:00 p.m. feel like an accomplishment.
20. Tuesday is the perfect excuse to order the margarita.
21. Tacos don’t ask what you did over the weekend.
22. Taco Tuesday sounds better than Salad Tuesday.
23. You can eat three tacos and still describe it as “a few.”
24. Nobody dresses up for tacos, but somehow everyone looks happier.
25. Tacos are appropriate for dates, breakups and Tuesdays where nothing happened.
26. Hot sauce makes ordinary decisions feel adventurous.
27. A tortilla can hold more emotional support than most people realize.
28. Tacos make sitting at the bar on a Tuesday look intentional.
29. There is no wrong time for chips and salsa once Tuesday begins.
30. Tuesdays need crunch.
31. Tacos make “just one drink” significantly less believable.
32. Tuesday is when guacamole becomes a necessity rather than an upgrade.
33. Tacos give you something to look forward to at 10:14 a.m.
34. They make group texts more productive.
35. “Who wants tacos?” receives faster replies than almost anything else.
36. There is always room for another salsa.
37. Taco Tuesday is a weekly holiday with no gifts to buy.
38. Tacos have never required a dress code.
39. A taco tastes even better when tomorrow is only Wednesday.
40. Tacos turn errands into “we’ll grab dinner while we’re out.”
41. Nobody checks calories while holding a margarita.
42. Taco Tuesday makes being spontaneous incredibly easy.
43. Tuesdays are better when somebody says, “Should we get another round?”
44. Tacos understand portion control. They simply disagree with it.
45. Tuesday becomes significantly more attractive around 4:30 p.m.
46. Tacos make a mediocre day feel suspiciously successful.
47. Even a bad taco story is usually a pretty good story.
48. Tuesday gives you 52 chances a year to get this right.
49. Because somewhere right now, someone is ordering tacos without you.
50. Because Tuesday was always meant to belong to tacos.

*Research conducted exclusively by people who wanted tacos.

The Final Word

Monday can keep the fresh starts.

Friday can have the hype.

Saturday can have the reservations.

Tuesday has tacos.

And frankly, that feels like winning.

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